Real Housewives of the Bible

1.   Eve.  the hungry wife. Genesis 3:6


2.   Lot’s wife . the hesitant evacuee slash pillar of salt. Genesis 19:26

Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt

3.   Sarah.  the flaky wife. Genesis 16:1-2, Genesis 21:9-11


4.   Rebekah.  the nosy wife  Genesis 27:5-10

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5.   Leah.  unloved sister wife #1.  Genesis 29:17

6.   Rachel. vavavoom sister wife #2. Genesis 29:17-28
     *What ensued in the preceding chapter was a crazy competition on
        who can deliver children in New York minute.

Leah and Rachel

7.   Potiphar’s wife. insatiable wife Genesis 39:7-15

Guercino, Joseph & Potiphar’s Wife, 1649

8.   Peninnah.  the bully wife. 1 Samuel 1:6

9.   Hannah.  the “emo” wife. 1 Samuel 1:8

Hannah and Peninah

10. Michal . the protective wife 1 Samuel 19:11-17

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11. Delilah. the frustrated hairstylist  Judges 16:19

Samson and Delilah

12. Jezebel. control freak, manipulator, dog feed. 2 Kings 9:30-37

Jezebel, enemy of God’s prophets

13. Queen Vashti. the trophy wife. Esther 1:11

Queen Vashti
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If I forgot someone, please feel free to leave a comment and i’ll add them here:)


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